Funny Geordie Memes & Jokes
If you’ve ever been up Newcastle way, you’ll know the Geordie accent’s full of character and proper funny. There’s something about the way us Geordies makes jokes sound even better, like we’re all just having a good laugh together.
So, sit back, have a cuppa, and enjoy these cracking Geordie memes and jokes, alreet?!
1. Not a Geordie Joke – Completely True!

2. A Geordie Perm

3. Geordie Lasses Night Out

4. Dressed for All Seasons

5. Two Geordies and a Mackem

6. If ‘Gone With The Wind’ Was Filmed in Newcastle

7. YYII – Pet

8. Geordie Eye Test

9. Geordie Chat Up Lines
10. Ah Me Lads

11. Geordie Dialect Translator
12. Whey Awe Man
Will leave you with this for now…
13. Quit Thievin!


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